Hello to my millions of fans out there. I'm so sorry it's been a while. The life of a writer is so filled with hot tub parties and interviews that its just so hard to keep up to date...
Who am I trying to kid. I've been stuck at work whilst everyone else is off on bloody holiday. Ah well.
There is one exciting piece of news!.................
I was commended for my story 'Community Blood' in the Plymouth Writers Group competition: http://plymouthwritersgroup.co.uk/pwg-competition/
Only commended, I hear you cry. Well, yeah. Whatever. Actually, I'll have you know that it's pretty good as it means they're not publishing it so one of the many other publishers chasing me down the street for my stories can publish it for MONEY!
Or it'll just sit in a folder in my computer along with the others....awww.
Or, I could read it at a storytelling night - that way people HAVE to hear it and be nice about it. They're always all so nice at those things even if you're shit. Awww.
That's me done. Over and out.
Yeah, that is it really. I know, my life is fascinating.
I'm off to eat chocolate cake under a blanket on a Friday night like the true superstar I am.